Radio ART

I'm an unabashed fan of Radio Sport. Sometimes on roadtrips I create imaginary lineups for Radio Art:

• Breakfast with Jim and Mary
• Mornings with Rob Cherry
• Drivetime with Hamish McKay
• Evenings with Dick Frizzell
• Late night storytime with Peter McLeavey

I'm stuck for an afternoon presenter though. Can anyone think of an available shock jock?

Update: readers have suggested Julian Dashper for the spare slot - not a shock jock, but a great story-telling talent.